Funny Presley

The other night I put on a T-Shirt for bed (sexy I know..) and Presley says "Mom, what shirt is that? Is that your baseball shirt?"

She saw our neighbor outside who was wearing a green hoodie & a lanyard on her neck. 'Hey, are you a doctor?"

Stalling for the 87th time before bed "Hey mom, I have a plan....."

Out of nowhere "mom, my belly hurts. I need a green apple."

"I want some wobbly fries" {arby's curly fries}

'reading' my grocery shopping list:
presley: "and down, and over and yes, and circle, and......"
me: "what does that paper say?"
presley: "its a treasure map. To daddys work."